You want to ask Mew and/or Mewtwo (and/or any guests) a question? Yay! I am sure they will love to hear from you. There is just some guidelines that I would like to ask that you follow in your asking. It's nothing too difficult, but if you follow them, it makes things so much easier on this end.
Please do not ask anything that could be deemed inappropriate for any kids that might be on this site. This site is a mild PG, and I would like the ask section to also stay within this range. This guideline also applies to curse words. If you do include curse words, I will censor them with milder phrases, such as "crud" or "jerk," but it would be nice if you were to save me the trouble and not include them in the first place.
That being said, let it be known that, if I feel it is necessary, I will not hesitate to edit your question in any way, shape, or form. I won't do anything drastic, like put words in your mouth, but I will edit out some misspellings or chat lingo if it is too excessive for me to bare. As you can see from past questions, I will not be proofreading your question, so there are plenty of questions with mistakes still glaringly visible, but for the sake of legibility, I might edit it if it is particularly hard to read. So, on that note, it wouldn't hurt for you to read over your questions before you submit them, right? I also might edit your question if I feel it is too long.
Speaking about going on too long, one thing you should try not to do is babble on about yourself or your superpowers or whatever. This is asking Mew and/or Mewtwo (and/or any guests) a question, not writing your fanfiction.
Also, try not to have ten billion people talking within your question. Sometimes having an additional person/character or two with you is okay, especially if the additional person/character is relevant to the question you are asking, but having huge conversations with half the cast of Pokemon within your question just for the heck of it is a little pointless, and usually goes on for far too long. Plus, I'll run out of colors. That wouldn't be good.
Try not to talk about controversial topics such as mewshipping and/or religion, unless it is done in an obviously conscientious manner. We don't want anyone to get offended or any fights to break out.
On a similar theme, I would like to ask that you do not excessively worship Mew, Mewtwo, and/or any guests. They appreciate fans, but it makes them a bit uneasy when they are treated as gods.
What the heck gave you that idea?! Worship me, worship me!
Mewtwo, that is totally unnecessary. Denise is trying to lay down some basic guidelines here, and you're being very counter-productive.
Fine, whatever. Don't worship me... excessively! Yes! I found a loophole!
*sigh*
And, finally, please try not to repeat any questions. I know there are a lot, so you could forget one, but it would be a big help if you at least try not to do that.
Okay, I think that about covers it. If you follow all these guidelines, go right ahead and e-mail me your question(s), and I'll save them until the next answering session. Please e-mail, don't just leave them in the guestbook. It helps if you use a meaningful subject line so that it doesn't get lost among the spam. Also, unless I specifically announce something weird happened like my computer got erased, you don't need to resubmit your question, I will save them for however long it takes before I have the free time I need to allow Mew and Mewtwo to use (and to supervise them with) my computer. You wouldn't leave them alone with your computer either, trust me.
