Ask Mew and Mewtwo - Page 2
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GrowlitheGal writes: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood? |
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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Brainiac2010 writes: You know that thing on the back of your neck? Does it hurt when somebody squeezes it? |
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Oh, we're talking about my "belly button" again, aren't we? Well, I'm not sure. I don't think anybody has ever-- |
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*Squeezes the pipe-thing on the back of Mewtwo's head* |
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YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! Gosh, that HURTS. Nobody EVER do that again. |
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Sorry Mewtwo. But I guess we know the answer to that question. |
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*rubbing the pipe-thing* Yeah, sure. Yippee. |
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Mystic Mewtwo writes: Mewtwo, what would you say and how would you react if a human girl were to tell you that she loves you? |
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*blushes* Um...well, I've never been told that before...*twiddles toes* |
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I think someone has a crush on Mewtwo! |
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WELL, SHE CAN'T HAVE HIM! |
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Um, I mean, uh, she's talking theoretically, Mew, don't be silly. |
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Yeah, okay... |
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I'd be very happy of course. And honored... And I might take her to the movies to see Mewtwo Strikes Back or something... but I'm not exactly sure how it would work out in the long run... |
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Why doesn't anybody have a crush on me? |
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The next seven questions are from Mercenary X and his sister.
Before we start-- *Goes up to Mew and Mewtwo and does the Wayne's World bit of idol worship* WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!! |
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Oh, um, thank you... |
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That's right, humans! BOW! BOW! Mwhahaha! |
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This is for you Mewtwo. After Mewtwo Returns (at the end after that little part with Ash) you are on top of a building's lighting poll, maybe, but was that New York City? If so why there? I ask this because I've been there and if you look at the sky line in such a way, it would look like that at the end of the movie. |
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Someone got a picture of me while I was in the city?!? |
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It sounds like someone must have, hehehe! |
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YOU DIDN'T!! |
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Hey, I needed a bribe for those few seconds of screen time in Mewtwo Returns! |
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WHY YOU-- |
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*Attempting to separate Mew and Mewtwo* So, Mewtwo, were were you anyway? |
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I'm not sure where this particular picture was taken. I've spent time in Tokyo, Chicago, New York, Sidney, Paris, London... I've been sightseeing. I intended for it to be private sightseeing... |
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Heh. |
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Also to Mewtwo: If you now live in a city, where would you sleep at night? Or do you sleep during the day? I was wondering because of the quote that you said in the movie. And with that tube thing, do you sleep in a hammock or bed? And do you have any humans living in or around you as a front to make sure that nobody knows that you are there? |
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I do live in various cities, and I sleep during the day. You have correctly interpreted that I walk in the shadows of moonlight. I prefer to sleep in a hammock if I can, and that is very comfortable. My tail and tube-thing can fit in the spaces between the vines or ropes. If I am not in a hammock, I sleep on my stomach, so my tube-thing is not a problem. And no, I don't need any humans. I am a big psychic Pokemon now. I can take care of myself! |
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*snort* |
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And Mewtwo? I think that tube is not a belly button or anything like that. I think it's a way to get extra nerves and blood vessles so you can use your powers. Think about it. But do you think there's cartilage in that thing to protect it? |
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Hm...that could be. I don't really know. I do know that before I broke out of the lab, I had a LOT more tube things in me. This one must be really important for it not to have gone away. So, maybe you are right. The reason I equated it to a belly button is because you humans actually have a tube before you are born where your belly button is now. It is what supplies you with oxygen and food and stuff before you are fully developed in the womb. |
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Hm, that's interesting... |
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Yeah. Oh, and although it is sensitive, it is nothing to worry about. Cartilage sounds right, because it is strong, yet flexible. |
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This one goes to you Mew: where did you go after the first movie? I'm guessing that you did show Mewtwo that valley and how hard it would be for humans to get there, but after that where did you go? |
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Finally, a question for me! Yes, I did get Mewtwo settled in at Mount Quena. Afterwards, I showed up at the Andes Mountains for my yearly festival... I swam around a bit... Oh, I went to Lugia's 5000th birthday party. Quite a bash. And, you know, did some people-protecting around the world. Though not much that is really exciting to report, I'm afraid. |
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Again to Mewtwo: If you where living in the city, are you living anywhere particular? Say near a park or something? |
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Now this is invading my personal privacy... |
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Oh, come on! Humor the kid! |
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I live in the alleys, the abandoned buildings, the dark corners, the shadows... |
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(From sister) Mewtwo, do fan girls ever attack you? |
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Yes... they do... no one's coming are they, Mew? |
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Nope, the coast is clear! No fangirls to be seen! Well, unless you count Denise. |
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I would never attack Mewtwo. |
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(From sister) To Mew: Hey there cutie, how do I get misbehaving Mews to behave? I've got three Mews at home, they help me with my babysitting business when I've got a major work load. Anyway, they are pigs, epically Rusty. I call him that because he's got a kind of rusty hue to his fur. The other two are Peach and Buddy. But ever since Rusty learned how to use a phone, he's been calling for pizzas every day. How do I get them to stop pigging out before I might change their names to Fatso, Glutton and Chunky? (Note from brother: Okay, I know, I got them at a Pokemon convention, but those three where being sold off, I got those three, THE ONLY THREE and am giving them a good home, one they are eating us out of, but they don't do any battles, just sit around, watch TV, and eat. And babysit.) |
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Oh, dear. Those Mew sound like quite a handful... |
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Yes... they do... no one's coming are they, Mew? |
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No, no, Mewtwo. That wouldn't work. First of all humans can't make energy balls, and secondly, those Mew can. |
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Details, details... |
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Hmm, well, all I can think of is try to put them on a diet. If they disobey you and get a pizza without permission, send them to their Pokeballs. Enforce your authority, or no Pokemon will respect you. You can also try to earn a few Gym Badges to prove your worthiness as trainers. |
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The next three questions are from DrumultimA.
Mewtwo: Are you the only one? Are there any other Mewtwos out there? |
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Not that I'm aware of. |
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There have been rumors of Mewthrees and fours and fives and straight on up to twelves, but we are not declaring our stance on their actual existances. |
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There may have been previous Mewtwo experiments, but those Mewtwo must have all died. Though in the story of the Pokemon manga, a few other Mewtwo apparently survived... |
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In the games, of course, multiple people (well, everyone) can get a Mewtwo, but there is just one in each individual game, which I interpret as individual parallel universes. |
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Mewtwo again: Do you have the ability to tweak a humans genes into becoming a Mewtwo? ^^; I've always wanted to be one. With a blue tail, blue eyes, and long brown hair parted in the middle. That would be bliss ^_^;;;. |
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Wow, hear that Mew? People want to be me! |
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Hmph. |
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Well, there still is that whole lab complex on New Island... and all the gene tweaking equipment... |
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Mewtwo! You can't do that! The poor person would be considered a freak. An ugly freak at that, if they looked like you! |
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Say that again! |
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An ug-- |
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Next Question!! |
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Mewtwo, thrise -.-;: Wern't you originally going to be female? My friend Joe was angered that you weren't cause he has feelings for you. ^^; |
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Ummmmm, heh. Not that I know of. |
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It's good that Mewtwo is not female, because the would be one ug-- |
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Shut up about my appearences! |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
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*grumble* |
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And Mew is the cutest little kitty I know! |
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You're forgiven! *hugs Denise* |
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