Ask Mew and Mewtwo - Page 1
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Peanutbuttermewtwo writes: What is the best way to remove ground-in stains from my carpet? What are some tips on keeping my hardwood floors polished and dust free? |
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Is this person for real? |
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Just answer the question... |
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What do you think I am?? I'm not your housekeeper! |
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Uh, get one of those floor washer things. Whirlpool or something? And uh, vacuum. |
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Jadesfire2 writes: Seeing that you are the only witness, what really happened to Miyamoto? |
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Okay. Miyamoto was a Rocket sent to-- |
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A Rocket? As in Team Rocket?!? |
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Yes, Team Rocket. Anyways, Miyamoto was sent to the Andes Mountains to find me, and she did. She wanted to make money for her cute little daughter. She showed me a picture of her. She was so cute and-- |
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Get on with it. |
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I wish you would stop interrupting. So, there was an avalanche... Yeah, I know what happened, but if I tell you, the Pokemon people'll sue me since they might want to make a nice movie about it or something. |
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Good excuse. |
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Be quiet. |
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Kevin writes: Why are you pink? |
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I'm not pink. |
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Yes you are. You're blushing. |
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I often wondered why I wasn't pink like you, and what it would be like... |
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Snap out of it Mewtwo. If you were pink it would just be... odd... besides, you got another question. |
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Rocky writes: Which one of you is stronger? |
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I was waiting for this question! I'm stronger of course! |
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Who are you trying to fool? I'm stronger! |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Yeah! |
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Bring it on, copycat! |
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Grrr! *starts to attack Mew* |
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Hiyahh! *starts to attack Mewtwo.* |
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Guys, guys, remember what happened in The First Movie? |
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Musta slipped my mind. *gets hit with an energy ball* |
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Uh...hey look another question! |
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Where? *gets smacked with an energy ball* |
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I'm thinking! |
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Denise writes: Hey, Mew. Are you a girl or a boy? |
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Denise, I expected you to know this. Anyway...The Gold/Silver version declares me as an unknown gender. |
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Yeah, me too. What's up with that? I'm male, obviously. |
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Mew? |
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It's unknown. |
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*snorts with laughter* |
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Seriously, Mew. For the fans. |
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Okay, okay. I'm female. |
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RocketBlue writes: What's the difference between "Partly Sunny" and "Partly Cloudy?" |
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What, now I'm a weatherman? |
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"Partly Sunny" means mostly cloudy with only a little sun, and "Partly Cloudy" means mostly sunny with only a little bit of clouds. |
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So, why don't they just say "Mostly Cloudy" or "Mostly Sunny?" |
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Because meteorologists know that if we can't understand what they are saying, we can't catch them being wrong all the time. |
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Bobbi writes: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
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Oh my gosh, I never noticed that!!! |
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It's like that because life is strange. Nothing is ever like it seems. We spend our whole dreary lives wondering who we are, why we are here, and what our purpose is in life. It all seems so pointless. |
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There, there, Mewtwo... don't be so sad... you'll find the right answer soon... I know it. |
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What, are you psychic?--oh, wait, never mind--Thank you, Mew. |
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The next two questions are from RocketWigglytuff.
Why didn't that attack at the end of The First Movie kill Ash? What's up with him turning to stone??? |
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Well, it should have, but... |
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You think 4Kids Entertainment would let someone die in their movie?!? |
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Dubbers and censors ruin everything... |
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Come on. Let's go on strike! |
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Ooooo, can I make signs? |
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Yeah, it's not like we're going to be in another movie anytime soon, anyway. |
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What about Mewtwo Returns? |
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Oh yes. We need to wait until after they shoot that to go on strike. I don't want to get knocked off the job. |
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I wouldn't worry about that too much. Us fans would have a fit. |
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Well, Mewtwo may not go on strike because of Mewtwo Returns, but I still will! I only get a cameo appearence! |
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Calm down, Mew. We don't know that for sure yet. |
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And my personal trailer isn't nearly big enough! |
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Um, Mew... you're not even a foot and a half tall! |
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Don't be bringing up my height issue now... As protector of the world, I deserve more respect than that tiny trailer and my tiny roles! |
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Sheesh. |
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What really happened with the whole Roswell thing? |
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Roswell... Well, did you ever wonder where Pokemon came from in the first place? |
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Shh! Mewtwo, be quiet! |
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*awkward silence* Uh... next question!! |
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Serebii37 writes: Does Mewtwo ever remember Ai? I heard that scientists used stuff on him to make him forget her. I'm not sure if that's true, but I'd like to find out if he ever remembered his first friend. ^_^ Thanx! |
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Ai? Who's Ai? |
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*mumbles* I was afraid this question would come up... |
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Are you sure I knew this Ai? Friend? scientists using "stuff"? Wha-- |
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Oh, look, Mewtwo! An ice cream truck! |
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ICE CREAM!!! |
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Psst. Possibly in Mewtwo Returns. Some people think they have heard her voice while Mewtwo is in an unconscious state, but we don't know for certain at this time. |
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I must have missed the truck... What were we discussing? |
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We covered it. Next question! |
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Damin writes: Mewtwo, what's with that second neck? |
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SECOND NECK?!? |
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I think they mean that pipe in the back of you head... |
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PIPE?!? |
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Yeah, this thing. *points at it* |
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Ohhhhhh. Its a relic left over from you humans' imperfect cloning process. It's kind of like my belly button, only on the back of my head. |
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Really? |
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I'm pretty sure. |
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The next three questions are from Growlithe Gal.
Are zebra's stripes black on white, or white on black? |
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Now I'm a zoologist! |
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*whips out a picture of zebras* That one is definitely white on black. But that one is black on white! And that one is white on black... or is it black on white? Wait... um... |
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I mean it. I know the answer. |
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Okay Mr. Hotstuff, give it your best shot! |
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They're white and black and striped all over! |
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Good answer. |
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Mewtwo, what's your opinion on the whole cloning issue? |
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That's a really tough question, especially to ask a clone. Well, I guess I owe my existence to cloning, but what is the purpose of my existence? Am I really supposed to be here, or am I merely a product of a human's whim? There is no place for me in society, no parental love, or any love for that matter. I am alone. I am the only one. I must walk the journey of life, a life that I shouldn't even have, in solitude, in the shadows, haunted by my thoughts... You decide if cloning is right. |
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What are your favorite pokemon--other than yourselves? |
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Hmmm. I like Meowth! And Growlithe! They're cute and fun to play with! |
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I like Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur. I'm not sure why. Thinking about them makes me have a strange case of deja vu... like we were in a dream together... |
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Okay, Next question! |
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Peanutbuttermew2 writes: What colour is clear, oh psychic-for-whom-I-have-naught-but-the-utmost-respect? |
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She means me, right? |
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Duh, she means me. She's named PeanutbutterMEW2! |
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You can't be so sure. Maybe Peanutbuttermew was taken, so she had to put a number after it! |
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Uh... no. |
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Oh really? Look who is studying the Pythagorean Quantum Theory of Probability! |
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You so made that up. And you're still wrong. |
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She respects both of you very much. What color is clear? |
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Um... clear? |
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*singing* Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? |
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Um, Mewtwo...please stop. |
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Mew2iscool writes: On Game Boy Versions Red, Blue, and Yellow, why does it say Mew gave birth to Mewtwo, but on the anime, he was cloned. Which one is true? |
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Yay! Another fan. |
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I believe they mean "Mew also is cool." |
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Oh, come off it. Anyway, I was definitely, absolutely cloned. It even says so in the Red/Blue Pokedex. |
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Yeah, it must have been a mistake. Or, since clones are actually placed inside a serrogate mother, it could be that in the Gameboy I did give birth. |
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So which is it? |
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I was cloned. 'Nuff said. |
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The next two questions are from Growlithe Gal.
If you could be any human character on the show, who would it be? |
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ooo, toughie... |
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Hm...I think I'd be Nyasu. Not Meowth. Nyasu. He's a deep thinker--like me. And he likes the moon--like me. And he's a cat--like me. |
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I guess I'd be a smarter version of Officer Jenny. I like to help people like she does. |
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Mewtwo, I greatly admire your remodeling design on the New Island Laboratory. What's your secret? Can you tell me how to decorate my room like that? |
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Well, you need to be creative. And you need a theme. I took a sci-fi alien-type approach, since I wanted to freak out the trainers. Then stick with your topic and try to have as much fun with it as possible. It helps to have lots of junk to use. |
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The next two questions are from ChikinGrl11.
What's up with cats and catnip? What's so great about it? I'm mean, it's just a plant. |
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JUST a plant?! |
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That's like saying chocolate is just a bean! |
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I want catnip. |
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What are your views on mewshipping/catshipping (the theory that you guys like each other)? |
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*glances at Mewtwo* Me? and Mewtwo?? |
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Oh, you're the love of my life, too, honey. |
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Where do people come up with these crazy ships? |
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That's what I'd like to know. |
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The next three questions are from Avalon.
Mewtwo? After the movie Mewtwo Returns, have you seen Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Jesse, James, or Meowth after that? |
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Sorry. Besides watching the show, I haven't seen any of them. |
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What's your fav. Ice Cream flavor? |
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Strawberry! *licks lips* |
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I happen to be a fan of mint chocolate chip. |
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I go to many other websites and the other Mewsand Mewtwos are different (colors, hair, clothes, make-up, accesaries, etc.), why is that? |
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Well, in the Gold, Silver, and Crystal versions of the Pokemon gameboy game, if you could catch us, you would have a small chance of getting a different colored one of us. I can be blue too! |
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The rest is a result of morphing, mutating, and over exposure to sunlight and caffeine. |
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And creativity! |
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Or cliches. |
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Thank you for answering. I think Mewtwo rocks and Mew is really cool too!!! :) |
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A fan! Thankies! |
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Don't just think that I rock, know that I do. |
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Pooky2225 writes: Do you go to the barthroom? |
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The barthroom? Nope, I can't say that I've ever been there. |
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Yeah, me neither. |
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Excuse me for a moment. *leaves and returns a few minutes later as a toilet is heard flushing* Alrighty, what's the next question? |
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